“Picture yourself as lead for the Director’s Sasquatch Advisory Group and Coordinating with the Interagency Bigfoot Management Group.”
In this totally fake job posting, Washington State’s Department of Fish and Wildlife (WDFW) is hiring a Sasquatch Management Team Supervisor and Policy Lead Position to ensures the effective implementation of WDFW’s Conservation Initiative principals, agency Strategic Plan, Wildlife Program Conservation Plan, and the Sasquatch Conservation and Management Plan for the conservation and restoration of Washington’s recovering Bigfoot population.
Required Knowledge and competencies include:
- State and federal wildlife conservation laws.
- Advanced knowledge of principals of carnivore management and wildlife conflict methods; predator-prey relationships.
- Advanced principals of management including leadership, conflict resolution, cultural diversity, and policy analysis development and implementation.
- Proven leadership skills that model the way, inspire a shared vision, and enable others to act.
Did I mention this isn’t real?
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